OK, I couldn’t think of the election anymore, so I took some online quizzes instead. This one, courtesy of OK Cupid, killed me. I answered a couple of questions, and they told me that I’m a nice girl . . . kind of.
These quizzes are bullshit (people are far more complicated than this). However, I’ve taken this one a couple of times, in a couple of different moods, and received the same answer, so I guess I'll accept it. At least this profile is more interesting than the one I got from Nerve ("Social Philosopher"). Don’t get any funny ideas, but feel free to take the quiz.
Oh, and I also took their politics test. I'm a socialist. Go figure.
8 comments:
I am a Hornivore, would you like a backrub dear?
Everyone comes out as something vaguely embarassing. I just thought the combination of words with this one was hysterical.
Knudsen, it doesn't surprise me one little bit that you are a Hornivore. Sometimes I think you might be Pan himself.
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
Yetta, you are a peach!
I'm sorry I didn't save my results. The brutal thing got me, I guess. That and the picture of th chick with the rose between her teeth.
The word Hornivore is delightfully descriptive. I love it.
Robyn, you are not brutal. It's just a quiz.
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
Hee hee, Sicky C. Hope you feel better. There's only one little difference between us. Funny, eh?
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