Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I Just Don’t Know What to Say

Let it not be said that the Universe has lost the knack. It can still render us speechless, force us to ponder the wonder it all. Yesterday, I encountered such a gift from the Universe while checking packages as part of my “warehouse duty,” my parent company’s way of making sure that we all pitch in and help during the busy season. I reached into a box and pulled out this:

Words fail me, but I think we should all hum “Also Sprach Zarathustra.”


dive said...

Oh, hee, hee and hee again.
I checked this out on Amazon and read the synopsis, Sassy.
Basically, 750,000 gullible people have paid lots of money to him to be told "Read The Bible out loud. It's good." Hmm … deep insight there.
I'm now thinking of writing my own book about how eating food is kinda good when you get hungry. I wonder how much money I can make?

Roxy said...

Somehow, the scariest part is that 750,000 people paid for this.
I will admit, my naughty mind did not at first think Biblically... Or maybe it was thinking Biblically, in a sense.

Dear Prudence said...

I am with Roxy, I was also thinking "Biblically" he he he

Full said...

Mine's a creative force because I can breathe through my ears.

Well someone had to do the equivalent of "the knob gag".

Conortje said...

750,000 .... I'm intrigued I have to say hehe

zirelda said...

I .... am speechless. LOL!

Medbh said...

I was thinking crazy Scientology crap about thetans in your throat or something.

Scout said...

Did you find this in the remainder box? Yikes.

Andraste said...

Don't know what to make of that.

Hold me, I'm frightened.

Then again, if Danielle keeps getting published, why not this?

Andraste said...

Ach! Proofreading! I meant Danielle Steele.

Shit, now the joke's lost.

More coffee please.