Monday, September 10, 2007

Jedi Mind Trick

David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus just keep saying his name David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus the surge isn’t working David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus we’re in the middle of a civil war David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus George W. Bush has no idea what he’s doing but he’s determined to keep doing it David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus those benchmarks haven’t been met but we’re going to keep fighting anyway David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus if they keep repeating David Petraeus David Petraeus Congress won’t do a thing David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus I had no idea Jedi Mind Tricks really worked David Petraeus David Petraeus David Petraeus

11 comments:

dive said...

It might just work.
Fingers crossed.

Fresh Hell said...

Here's hoping!

Anonymous said...

I especially love the fact that the LIBERAL MEDIA is already telling everyone in the WORLD that they can't believe what General Petreaus says anyway. How very wonderful of them to suggest, no downright say the man is a liar! All before he has even spoken.
In a country where we are supposed to give everyone the benefit of the doubt (innocent until proven guilty) it again only pertains to liberals and their agendas. Anyone else is guilty and NEVER exonerated when proven truthful.. Geeze I love being an American!

Megan McGurk said...

I have to say I block out much of the news about shrub and his peeps because it's all so awful.

ShannonAnn said...

Too Funny!

dive said...

I've been listening to his speech. I love his new euphemism for failure; "inconsistent success".
Hee hee.

dive said...

Well, it's now Tuesday here, so "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASSY"!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

It must be working, the USS Bush is sinking. The rats are considering their position.

Fresh Hell said...

Happy Happy Birthday Sassy! You fast old piece! Have a superfantastic day. XO

Anonymous said...

It's the 11th here Sass, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY xoxoxoxoxox

Sassy Sundry said...

Dive, thanks for the birthday wishes. It looks like the surge is going to last until next summer (remember when it was only going to be six months?).

Fresh Hell, thanks for the wishes. Let's hope this war ends.

Prudence, are you referring to the liberal media who went right along with all the lies that led us into this war? Honestly, I don't understand how you can say that. I think the media has been the last outfit to catch up with the disaster that is this war.

Medbh, I have to block it out sometimes myself.

Thanks, Shannonann. The whole repetition thing has made me giggle (ruefully) too.

Conan, I'm not sure if anything will work.

Thanks for the wishes, Kate!